LOOK AT THAT. LOOK. AT. THAT. SICK. ALIEN. GROSSNESS.
yeah, i know the goings on of nature and what happens to roots, etc. but one day when i had first moved in with nick, i found a bag of potatoes at the very bottom of the pantry. long, lost, and forgotten. and every SINGLE one of those potatoes had rooted and spread and spit and lurched itself out of the bag to eat me and nick's brains.
normally, i get nick to grab the bag and he checks it for me because i will vomit. but he wasnt here today. and satan rooted itself out of these potatoes.
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